senpai-fetish:

musclesenpai:

dansnotonphil:

blonderamen:

221bismydivision:

if you kill a guy who has a boner does his penis continue to be erect or what

Yes. It does actually. And when they go to the morgue to be prepared for burial, the person cleaning them up and such breaks it so it lays flat.

“So what do you do for a living?
“I put makeup on dead people and snap boners.”

"Die Hard"

Die hard

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dontputupafightmonaco:

icantbelieveitsnotwinchester:

sliperior:

donnysoldier:

andangelstofly:

oomshi:

(x)

But the titanic sank?



if only the titanic did that

too soon

100 YEARS AGO

dontputupafightmonaco:

icantbelieveitsnotwinchester:

sliperior:

donnysoldier:

andangelstofly:

oomshi:

(x)

But the titanic sank?

image

if only the titanic did that

too soon

100 YEARS AGO

(via kayleemb)

licensed-to-ruffle-dat-hair:

kaijuemperor:

cusackclone:

mymodernmet:

Venus, an adorable Chimera cat from North Carolina, has a striking two-toned face and different colored eyes

Two-Face the cat.

If it was male I would name him slade

I love Venus she is so pretty!!!

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unamusedsloth:

Cats can be bros sometimes.

(via laugh-addict)

jrdyn:

fabled-foreigntongues:

so you know how everyone had a crush oh Phil back in the day? image

well look at him nowimage

he looks the exact same what are you trying to get at here

(via laugh-addict)

mysharona1987:

Some of the funniest book dedications ever.

(via kayleemb)

touchinthebutts:

Look at his face. He’s so worried that he ruined it and messed up all their hard work and she’s just like ‘Hm, I like it!’ and makes him smile because she loves him. I love this movie.

And then 5 mins later she dies and so do I

(Source: adrianivashkov, via kayleemb)

I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

(Source: dallasharry, via tyleroakley)