I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

(via crowslullaby)

marauders4evr:

tennisballstentacles:

Some people are constructive with their evenings… I make a Doo family tree

How is this not constructive!?

marauders4evr:

tennisballstentacles:

Some people are constructive with their evenings… I make a Doo family tree

How is this not constructive!?

(via kayleemb)

majorobigtime:

dragondicks:

hiccupartist:

who is she

how did they manage to photograph this ghost

majorobigtime:

dragondicks:

hiccupartist:

who is she

how did they manage to photograph this ghost

(Source: breevandetramp, via kayleemb)

frickfrackbootysmack:

angelt626:

And here is what we call a textbook defintion of puppydog eyes.

it winked are you joking

(Source: hoppusfarm, via kayleemb)

senpai-fetish:

musclesenpai:

dansnotonphil:

blonderamen:

221bismydivision:

if you kill a guy who has a boner does his penis continue to be erect or what

Yes. It does actually. And when they go to the morgue to be prepared for burial, the person cleaning them up and such breaks it so it lays flat.

“So what do you do for a living?
“I put makeup on dead people and snap boners.”

"Die Hard"

Die hard

(via kayleemb)

dontputupafightmonaco:

icantbelieveitsnotwinchester:

sliperior:

donnysoldier:

andangelstofly:

oomshi:

(x)

But the titanic sank?



if only the titanic did that

too soon

100 YEARS AGO

dontputupafightmonaco:

icantbelieveitsnotwinchester:

sliperior:

donnysoldier:

andangelstofly:

oomshi:

(x)

But the titanic sank?

image

if only the titanic did that

too soon

100 YEARS AGO

(via kayleemb)

licensed-to-ruffle-dat-hair:

kaijuemperor:

cusackclone:

mymodernmet:

Venus, an adorable Chimera cat from North Carolina, has a striking two-toned face and different colored eyes

Two-Face the cat.

If it was male I would name him slade

I love Venus she is so pretty!!!

(via kayleemb)